Monday, January 23, 2012

I Hate puppies!

What do you suppose a housewife with 80 million things to do really needs in her life?

a spa day?

a vacation?

a massage?

a maid?

noooo.....    how about a puppy!


sure she looks cute when shes sleeping.

Most of the time i am pretty happy that I got her.
Bob is much happier now that hope is here
(yes, i named my dogs bob and hope)

but i find myself wishing that she would pee on the FLOOR!!

Hope will pee on anything BUT the floor.   
Belles jacket, a coloring book, my pants, ect..ect..

In the end it will be good for all of us to have another dog, but right now i just reallly reallly hate puppies.         

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

11 things about me

1.  Im still afraid of the dark.

2.   I dont like french kissing.   

3.   If i think no ones looking, i drink from the carton.

4.    I can only drink wine if its reallly sweet.   when i see people oooh and ahhh over wine that tastes like sour grapes and deodorant, i really dont understand...

5.   I HATE housework.    i would much rather be outside doing something with my hands.

6.  I envy people who have clean houses because they enjoy housework.

7. I want to slap fat people who  think i am skinny and they are fat because for some reason the fates wanted it that way.     while they eat an entire bag of chips. and i munch on a carrot stick.

8.  I dont like shoes at all.   If i could run around barefoot all the time i would.

9.  The one household chore i really enjoy is folding towels.    The way they stack, all perfect and lined up, just makes me happy :)

10.  I have friends, but Im afraid to call them because they might be busy and think i was annoying.

11.   I really like being a stay at home mom, but in this world where everyone else works, it gets lonely.

11 questions for me-

1. If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?
 robert ballard.   
2. What's your favorite smell?
fresh cut grass
3. If you had to choose 3 bands to listen to for the rest of your life, who would they be?
shinedown, owl city, CCR
4. Chocolate Frosty or Vanilla Frosty?
vanilla.  I dont like big cold chocolate things to drink or eat, its just too much chocolate..
5. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A pilot
6. Ice or no ice in your drink?
no ice if the drink is already cold.
7. If they were to make a movie of your life, who would play you?
hopefully someone very good looking..
8. Guilty pleasure food?
peppermint hershey kisses
9. If you had to choose between having perfect health for the rest of your life or having an unlimited supply of money, which would you choose?
as long as choosing the money option didnt mean my health would be comprimised just for choosing the money, i would pick money.
10. How would you describe yourself in 3 words.
blooming, beautiful, smart ass  ( i know, smart ass is two words. who cares)
11. Most important accomplishment you have done thus far in life.
giving birth to my beautiful children!!!



11 questions for YOU!

1.   what is your least favorite food?

2.  what do you think about george foreman?

3. what is your favorite movie?

4. If you could banish one celebrity to a third world country, who would it be?

5. whos better- the old "dude your getting a dell" guy, or the gecko from geico?

6. would you rather be dazzlingly beautiful or angelically good?

7.  coke or pepsi?

8. frozen pizza, yay or nay?

9. In your opinion, should Mcdonalds burgers be considered food?

10.  Edward or jacob?

11.  if you had to choose one thing (with all the people  and animals out already) to save from your burning house, what would it be?

The Rules

1. Post the rules.
2. Post 11 things about you.
3. Answer the questions the tagger asked you.
4. Write 11 new questions for those you tag.
 
the rules were suppose to go at the beginning, but whatever...

Friday, January 6, 2012

Murder in the garden

I know it sounds a bit dramatic, but that's what it was!!

Sarge and i made an agreement when we bought this house that i have final say on things inside and he has final say on things outside.        I am usually pretty happy with this, because i get to get rid of alot of crap i don't want laying around the house.         But not this time.      He was making a flower bed smaller, and building it up to hide a very stubborn stump.        I came out with the kids and almost started crying when i saw a bunch of perennials lying on the sidewalk with their bulbs slashed in half by the shovel.     I don't know why the flowers affected me so much.    Having a husband in the army,  Ive heard about and seen more pictures of death than most people.        Why would I care so much about flowers?
 I thought about trying to save them, but reality took over.     The shock of the cold, with the slashed state of the bulbs wouldn't give them a chance. 

     I'm not sure what I'm trying to say, i think this post is mostly about being a woman and not feeling like i need to hide being sad about something like flowers because it would be to "girly".       Not so long ago, I would have stuffed my feelings about this and pretended they didn't exist, thanks to a father who ridiculed anything that made me look like a
female.

    Here i am, posting proof that i am  feminine and not ashamed of it anymore, for all the world to see!!!
I'm not one of those wackos who thinks plants have a soul and deserve rights like people (if you are and your reading this, sorry. but your nuts).

Luna