The devils spawn ate it

So, Calvin was going to the doctor so they could check him out after all the sick gunk, and we had a looong wait in the waiting room with what can only be described as the devils spawn.     
what I am about to write is true.   The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Spawn decides to re-arrange chairs in waiting room while Belle  sits quietly on her chair watching in utter amazment.

Spawns mom threatens her with a shot if she doesnt stop.

Spawn yells NO!!! 

and keeps doing it....

Spawn gets bored and tries to do cartwheels in the middle of the floor.

winds up just spinning around on her head for a few minutes.

Spawn eyes my innocent babes who are both quiet.

She decides to observe this unknown behavior and stares at us for a while.

While Belle is occupied showing Calvin his toes, Spawn has to go to the bathroom.

After throwing a fit because her mom wont let her go alone, another fit ensues inside the bathroom because theres no paper towels to wipe her hands on.

While this is going on, i cant help but tell Belle what a good girl she is.

The old lady nearby does her best to stifle a grin.

As they exit the restroom, I do my best not to look horrified because she has toilet paper in her hand and shes EATING it!!  

Mom notices about thirty seconds later, makes a feeble swat near spawns hand and says "you have toilet paper in your mouth?"   "spit that out!! "

spawn dives for cover under a chair and cackles. 

Mom threatens her with  the truck.

By the time mom gets the toilet paper, theres not much left.

Later, Belle whispers in my ear that she needs to go potty.

I preform a mommy miracle and manage to help her get on the potty while Im still holding Calvin.

She also noticed the lack of paper towels, but instead of throwing a fit, she just wiped her wet hands on her shirt.    Oh, yes.and.   THE DEVILS SPAWN ATE THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER!!!

I could keep going, but I'll spare you any more.

Not to say that my children were perfect.   Belle took a few bits of fake grass from a basket and pretended they were dogs, and Calvin was checking out the leaves on a fake tree and pulled the whole thing over .     But everyone seemed to think they were nothing but CUTE.  ( i tend to agree)